Introducing the SignalApp Nothing Burger! (WARNING: Profanity filled posting, NO CHILDREN UNDER 13 YEARS OF AGE SHOULD READ OR SEE THIS POST WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION. THANK YOU!)
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In my quest to leave well enough alone I royally fucked up when it came to this Signal App Scandal, and told a member of Congress that I still have a modicum of respect for where to get off on X yesterday (along with everyone else within earshot). Colorado Congressman Jason Crow drew the short straw towards yesterday evening's tirade from yours truly.
Jason Crow and I are not friends. We don’t hang out, call or text back and forth with each other. I’ve never served in the United States Military with him or his. I’ve never served a day in my life, thus far, in the United States Military, BUT as the Son and Grandson of a Combat Veterans from World War 2 and the War in Vietnam I do know what it means for a Man or a Woman to put on an OD Green Uniform for this Country and Freedom Loving People Everywhere! And Crow royally pissed me off, and at 5:33 pm cst yesterday afternoon I let his once and former Special Operator's Ass have it with both barrels. He may kick my fucking ass or kill me, but I promise you this when and IF — BIG IF — we ever meet face to face the meeting is gonna be a series of high highs and a low lows of filled to overflowing COME-TO-JESUS MOMENTS when it is all said and done. And I am a Man of my word on that because this SignalApp/SignalGate Madness IS EXACTLY THAT ... MADNESS!
And so Jason Crow royally pissed me off, and so Keyboard Warrior that I am I let the Man have it. Now, I’ll gladly do that to his face at any point. Because I would be more than glad to have him as well as My Member of Congress, Julie Johnson, in mine and My Wife's home, as Adults, and we can all sit at our dining room table and we can chat about it all over a cup of coffee. I am not beyond civility and not hard to look up or even hunt down. I have nothing to hide. And although I’m a bit surprised at myself, I didn’t threaten the Man or his Family. And I invite y'all to look it up via X here. All I did was royally cuss him for a fool! Because this goddamned fucker KNOWS BETTER than to stir the pot over NOTHING. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING!
These fucking Houthi Rebels that WERE KILLED during the process of this world-ending controversy, and not One Solider, Sailor, Airman or Marine was harmed in the course of this action. THE HOUTHIS ARE ALL DEAD!!! GONE. HISTORY. BURING IN A PIT OF ETERNAL HELL FIRE AND DAMNATION FOR GOOD. The Good Guys Won and The Bad Guys Lost. Move the hell on!
But oh no! Not former Special Operator Crow and Others! Oh no Sireee Bob! Because this shit has got to get formally Investigated and Post Haste because we can't depend on Donald Trump or anyone else to accept accountability for killing bad guys. Bull fucking shit on a goddamned chicken shit salad sammich folks!! What the fuck is wrong with Jason Crow?! I mean you spilled the same blood in the same sand and dirt that Pete Hegseth did, but because of a signal chat app gone horribly wrong heads must role and scalps must be posted on sticks of warning like Washington, D.C. is the post apocalyptic Capitol of the World and Jason Crow is Mad Max in the Thunderdome. Where's Tina Turner and Mel Gibson at when ya need um?!
Mr. Jeffrey Goldberg, the Editor and Chief of The Atlantic Magazine, and the reporter at the center of the SignalGate Controversy — like he’s fucking Robert Novak and its the CIA Leak Scandal all over again -- is a first-rate gasbag nudge burger, and a ten cent drifter who found a bag of lucky online mail. And I ain’t even remotely impressed! The man is a worm. And a piss-poor sorry-ass excuse for a being! He knows nothing at all what it means to put on an Olive Drab Green Uniform, shoulder a rifle and combat boots in defense of this nation, but because somebody, namely National Security Adviser for President Trump Mike Waltz’s (also a Combat Veteran and a former Special Operator) Assistant Alex Wong added this sick-trash journalist Jeffrey Goldberg to a Signal Chat that he had NO BUSINESS BEING ADDED TO IN THE FIRST goddamned place we have this world-ending madness that we all now find ourselves conveniently in!
I’ve been able to find through online journalist and constant independent news media source Laura Loomer that Alex Wong and his Wife, Candice, have deep and extensive political, social and ecumenical ties in a whole lot of god-awful bullshit between D.C. and New York City! These two geniuses do much, much, much more HARM than good to this country and its people. They are NO EARTHLY GOOD, and yet Washington and New York City Elites and Ruling Class Types can't seem to get enough of um! Because they are like a revolving door to Republican and Democratic Administrations and Democratic and Republican controls of the Congress overall. Because, hey!, its a BIG CLUB, and YOU AND I ain’t in it! We are NOT in the Club. The Regulars. The white and blue collar workers who give more than a tinker’s damn. The People that really and truly are the lifeblood and the backbone of a life worth-spent defending something greater than ourselves! Alex and Candice Chiu-Wong are neither appreciative nor grateful for that, but they do need someone to shine their shoes, wash their cars and pick up after um though! That’s where you and I come in. That’s where their aider and abettor Jason Crow comes in.
Because this is the CIA Spy Outing Affair all over again. And Jeff Goldberg and the National Democratic Party along with their Allies in Media and Washington and New York City Elites are trying to make Mike Waltz, National Security Adviser to President Donald Trump to be the next Scooter Libby of this Controversy! Mark my words folks. Jason Crow and the National Democratic Party, or, at least, the Democrats in Washington, D.C. KNOW THIS for a fact. Jason Crow knows this for a FACT. And that’s what Supremely Pisses Me the Fuck Off about it! Jason Crow spilled the same blood in the same sand and dirt that Pete Hegseth did. Its not like he’s not fully aware of what that means! Yet he sits on his high and mighty horse and makes his arguments and conjectures in hopes that the arguing, the argument will stick. Will work for the sake of Political Expediency! Like they can’t except NO for an answer. They can’t except a political loss like the one that they had this past November. Oh God forbid that Donald Trump should be in charge again, God forbid that the National Republican Party should be in charge again!
ITS ALL BULLSHIT ON A CHICKEN SHIT SALAD SAMMICH FOLKS!! DON’T BELIEVE THE FUCKING HYPE!!
DEO VINDICE ET SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
Crow is what is called a Blue Falcon and probably did ninety tours in Iraq and Afghanistan because, for some unknown reason, they get off on the adrenaline high they get when in danger. I respect that he served, but me thinks most leftists are blue falcons and like to embellish their military records.
A substack of uncommon quality. Do you make sound effects when you write? I enjoy reading the Atlantic but only the issues from 100 years ago. Spot on, sir.